CrankyPants

My crankypants are out in force today, freshly ironed and everything.

My alarm goes off this morning, so I stumble out of bed and into the shower. While I’m in there, I’m thinking to myself that I really need to get my hearing checked again, because my alarm was very quiet … I felt like I barely heard it.  When I’m done with my morning ablutions, I realize that I didn’t bring my glasses with me. So I go back to the bedroom, and I see that the kitties are still fast asleep on the bed. Which is ALSO weird, because they’re almost always up and running around.

I happen to glance at the clock.  It’s 4:15. What the F&*K am I doing awake at 4:15?

And then it hits me. My alarm clock didn’t actually go off … I just DREAMT that the alarm went off.  And the dream was enough to wake me up and get me out of bed.

How annoying is THAT?